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December: 365 Reasons to Get Drunk
Key: Holiday. Pithy comment. Suggested holiday libation.
December
1 Festival of Poseidon (Greek). Let the Sea God drown your sorrows. Sea Breeze.
2 St. Bibiana’s Day. Patron saint...
Dionysus Rising
The savage drumbeat grew louder as the worshippers of wine whirled, gyrated and staggered ever faster around the gilded altar.
Letting loose great animal shrieks...
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Drunks
In the vast time I’ve spent attempting to drive my liver from my body like a wounded mastodon flushed over a cliff by a...
What’s the Word? Thunderbird!
What's the word? Thunderbird!
How's it sold? Good and cold.
What's the jive? Bird's alive.
What's the price? Thirty twice.
—1957 radio jingle
Maverick, Silver Satin, Triple Jack:...
Episode 10: Gin and Rum with Jeff Mehrens
Your hosts: Frank Kelly Rich (Founder & Editor of MDM) and Nick Plumber (Poetry Editor and Travel Writer for MDM).
Special guest: Jeff Mehrens, President & Founder of...
The House of Good Cheer
The perennial comic strip “Andy Capp” has recently been banished from the Washington Post as an evil influence, and small wonder.
In Andy’s world there...
Bullfights, Whores and Tequila: An Interview with Avant-Garde Filmmaker Larry Wessel
In a genre crowded with self-styled mavericks and eccentrics, Larry Wessel manages to stand head and shoulders above other documentary filmmakers.
Figuratively and literally. An...
Absinthe: The Return of the Green Faerie
“Ah! the Green Goddess! What is the fascination that makes her so adorable and so terrible?”—Aleister Crowley
Absinthe arrived at its station as the toast...
The Lush Lexicon: Buzz Words for Booze Heads
“Hey, slop jaw, quit boozgarting the felony juice so we can finish frontloading and get our fade on.”
Confused? You should be. Bar slang is...
Madman About Town: Kingsley Amis
Kingsley Amis did not care what people thought of his drinking.
He was a grand old man of English letters, a comic master, recipient of...
Episode 1: Absinthe with Shorts McGraw
Your hosts: Frank Kelly Rich (Founder and Editor of MDM) and Nick Plumber (Poetry Editor and Travel Writer for MDM).
Special guest: Shorts McGraw.
Featuring: Why...
Next Time, Hold the Ice
In myth and song, the sinking of the Titanic lingers as a metaphor for the end of the Edwardian age and for the dangers...
Strange Brews: Choctaw Beer
Before he was known across the country as Pretty Boy Floyd, the outlaw Charles Floyd was known in his Eastern Oklahoma hometown as “Choc.”
This...
Mullocked In Minneapolis
Thursday
Denver International Airport
2 Budweisers
Airport bars should be exciting. You want to be sitting next to some chap in a pith helmet off to safari...
Booze Is My Copilot
Lately, many of my friends are airline pilots. And airline pilots, as everyone knows, are drunks.
These friends aren't the bad kind of drunk...
The Six Circles of Hangover Hell
1st Circle: The Ducked Bullet
No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep was deep and all those carbo-loaded beers have gifted you...