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Hello! My Name is Pancho

Hello! My name is Pancho. I have come to spit up on your carpet. Hello! My name is Pancho These are my friends. They like your beer, And...

The Qingdao Beer Festival Is Evil…

Qingdao (pronounced Ching-dao), is located in the northeast Chinese province of Shandong. The city of three million is famous for three things: sailing, meat...

Xmas Shopping for Winos

The holiday season places a heavy burden on our scarce organizational resources. The simple task of evaluating holiday invitations and culling those that do not...

8 Hours in a Barroom

5:45 pm You’ll just stop in the bar for a quick one after work. 6:10 pm Just one more beer to relieve the stress. I...

Tis the Season to Get Falling Down Drunk

Gift Tips Whenever you open a non-liquor gift, loudly proclaim, “Oh, great, how the fuck am I supposed to drink this?” They'll know what to get...

How to Ace an Intervention

It may have already happened to you. A friend or family member invites you over for a drink and suddenly you find yourself surrounded by...

Jail House Hooch

Alcohol has been with us since the beginning of civilization, in the best and worst of circumstances. It has survived countless attempts to limit...
Last of the Losers

The Last of the Losers

Bobby Costello sat on a lone barstool in The Shillelagh. A small knot of men had formed on a cluster of stools only a few...

The Art Of Getting 86’d

We all hate that guy. You know who I’m talking about: The guy who tries to make time with your girlfriend, knocks over your drink,...

On the Trail of Mickey Finn

Somebody… Somebody… Somebody put somethin'  In my drink.  —The Ramones Over the course of humankind's long, lovely relationship with liquor, various persons have, at various times and for various,...

How to Perpetuate the Weekend Getaway

There comes a time in every man’s life when he suddenly realizes that he has entered a new phase. He finds himself in his thirties,...

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