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Doug Stanhope

Stand Up Comedy and Falling Down Drunk with Doug Stanhope

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Writer, producer and star of Fox’s Invasion of the Hidden Cameras and a regular guest on the Howard Stern Show and Spy-TV, Doug Stanhope...

Cold War Cocktails

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Try to imagine a bar frequented only by star-crossed lovers. A watering hole inhabited by couples doomed never to share each other's lives —...

Taking Back Bacchus

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Our lives are rooted in context. Our beguilingly adaptive brains make us situational beings. A joke is funny today that wouldn’t be tomorrow or yesterday....

Rise Of the Dives

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Night falls on San Francisco's bustling North Beach district as tourists, flesh peddlers and hipsters troll the sidewalks beneath an ashen sky. I maneuver past...

When Booze Ads Go Bad

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I've Trained It to Go Right for the Eyes. Probably the only instance in advertising history where the customer is menaced with a bird of...
Van Gogh

Drinking with Van Gogh

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My guest arrived early. A mere nine days after I'd placed my order with an online absinthe supplier, my package—deftly slipping through the hands of...
Barhopping Guide

The Drunkard’s Guide to Barhopping

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The difference between a proper evening of bar hopping and a night of being rooted in a single bar is the same difference between...
San Fran

San Fran: Bombed by the Bay

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Built by drunk miners and called home by some of America’s most famous hoochers, the City by the Bay possesses a rich history steeped...

Confessions of a Jack Lawyer

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Lawyers and drinking have held hands since the early history of the nation and that tradition continues with my friend and colleague, a lawyer...

The Etiquette of Vomiting

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Vomiting is one of those subjects people often try to graze over when discussing drinking. They prefer to center on the glamorous aspects of...

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

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Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest— Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of...

Getting Out of the House

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You love your wife dearly, but you need to get out to a bar once in a while for your own good and hers....

A Sot’s Fables: The Tortoise and the Hare

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The Tortoise and the Hare (And the Dog That Never Bit Him) One day the Tortoise woke up and looked out his window and saw a...

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