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Watch Me As I Fall

Leering men, sweaty and bloated, shoved bills at her. I hated them. They didn't deserve to look at her, to throw money at her. She...

The Boys In The Back

This year Friday the 13th passed effortlessly into Valentine's Day in a seedy pub on the Lower East Side. A quiet smoke-easy that puts a...

Under the Influence: Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Whiskey Evangelist

Hunter Stockton Thompson was a singular sort of creature—this, dear reader, you already knew. Uncompromising in both his work and way of life, he left...
Adventures with Alcohol

Adventures with Alcohol: The Binge That Changed History

In the turbulent spring of 1970, Richard Nixon had recently sent 50,000 troops into Cambodia, the U.S. Congress had just dumped the nomination of...

Drinking Games

In the fall of 2001 outraged Cleveland Browns fans hurled beer bottles at NFL referees, and everyone was outraged. Tales came to light of Babe...

Enter the Exciting World of Kitchen Cocktails!

We’ve all been there. You’re broke, it’s three in the morning, and you’re not quite ready to go nighty-night. You make a quick but intense...

A Bedtime Story

A butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker Walk into a bar. A bloody mary, a buttery nipple, and a hot damn Coming right up Two clocks get...
Keith Moon

Top Drunks: Keith Moon

Wild-eyed and soaked, a naked young man breaks the surface of the swimming pool full of party debris—bottles, pool side chairs and an…er, Cadillac—gasps...

Raise ‘Em High!

A shot without a toast is like sex without foreplay. And by a toast I don't mean “Cheers” or “Here's to you” — offering those...

Why We Drink

And why so much? Just where the hell do we get off getting loaded all the time? Do we really need a reason? In...

Mullocked In Minneapolis

Thursday Denver International Airport 2 Budweisers Airport bars should be exciting. You want to be sitting next to some chap in a pith helmet off to safari...

The 12 Staggering Steps

The major difference between a drunk and an alcoholic, as the saying goes, is we drunks don’t go to meetings. Oh, we may go...

Confessions of a Jack Lawyer

Lawyers and drinking have held hands since the early history of the nation and that tradition continues with my friend and colleague, a lawyer...

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