Modern Drunkard Magazine

I'm standing here at the bar trying to ignore these two hot chicks who I'm fairly sure have been staring at me for the...

In the fall of 2001 outraged Cleveland Browns fans hurled beer bottles at NFL referees, and everyone was outraged. Tales came to light of Babe...

Who's the greatest boozer of all time? Sixteen supreme drunks dove into a sea of booze eight months ago, bent on determining exactly who should...

A veteran road warrior explains how to get drunk on rock and roll—especially if the locals are buying. Let me set you straight right from...

“It took me a long, long time to learn what I now know, and I don’t want that to die with me.” —Frank...

Key: Holiday. Pithy comment. Suggested holiday libation. December 1 Festival of Poseidon (Greek). Let the Sea God drown your sorrows. Sea Breeze. 2 St. Bibiana’s Day. Patron saint...

Thursday Denver International Airport 2 Budweisers Airport bars should be exciting. You want to be sitting next to some chap in a pith helmet off to safari...

Author, musician, actor, filmmaker, counter-culture icon and Tiki Bar designer Boyd Rice reveals what alcohol has taught him. First taste: 1961. I was in kindergarten....

To be a successful tournament poker player it helps not to care about money. If you need the money, if you might not drink...

Contrary to popular belief, a party is more than a gang of people getting smashed in the same room at the same time. Done...

“I found the mother lode,” Scott shouted as he burst through the door. “The Treasure of the Sierra Booze-Madres!” We sat him down, gave him...

For Whom the Booze Tolls It was a local blacksmith who introduced a young Ernest Hemingway to the world of drinking, giving him a glass...

Remember the first time you got loaded? It was 1992—slamming Strawberry Hill and Zima with three other 14-year-old suburbanites. Someone had Pearl Jam's new album...

It's a vexing set of circumstances—at the time you have the most to say (wise and terribly important things too), you are least able...