TODAY'S REASON TO DRINK

IN THIS ISSUE

Articles

Ode To Dionysus

Ode to Dionysus O Dionysus, greatest and best Your mercy shall forever last Your justice will never fail On your endowments, civilizations rest 4 An inferior faith, baptism once...

Hardboiled Hooch

Try to picture Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe without free and frequent access to the hard stuff, and your mind’s eye is likely to...
Papa and Jinny

Papa and Jinny

No one is certain where or when Ernest Hemingway began his long relationship with the tall silver flask he called Jinny, but a handful...

Drunkard of the Issue Feb 05: Ryan “Nito” Negley

It’s always a party when Ryan tips a glass, because “Drinks Malone” never drinks alone. The usual? Crown and Seven or PBR. How much? I did the math....

How to Perpetuate the Weekend Getaway

There comes a time in every man’s life when he suddenly realizes that he has entered a new phase. He finds himself in his thirties,...

Four Nights in Philly

It’s the “City of Brotherly Love” and also the city whose football fans actually booed Santa Claus. One   of its nicknames is “Sleepy...
Liquor and the Law

Liquor and the Law

When people disagree with the actions of others — let’s say tippling in this case — they work to catch the ear of the...

Pushing Booze: A Look Back at the Wacky Hooch Ads of Yesteryear

Ladder-Climbin’ Lager And if you enjoy breaking your neck, you’ll really love it. By his wife’s gleeful expression, I’m guessing his life insurance policy is...
Adventures with Alcohol

Adventures with Alcohol: The Binge That Changed History

In the turbulent spring of 1970, Richard Nixon had recently sent 50,000 troops into Cambodia, the U.S. Congress had just dumped the nomination of...

The Qingdao Beer Festival Is Evil…

Qingdao (pronounced Ching-dao), is located in the northeast Chinese province of Shandong. The city of three million is famous for three things: sailing, meat...
Doug Stanhope

Stand Up Comedy and Falling Down Drunk with Doug Stanhope

Writer, producer and star of Fox’s Invasion of the Hidden Cameras and a regular guest on the Howard Stern Show and Spy-TV, Doug Stanhope...

The Founding Drunkards

Soon after they're born, American's minds are stuffed with interesting and inspirational stories about their nation's Founding Fathers. These men are a large part...

Columns and Regular Features

Modern Drunkard Video

Booze-Soaked Fiction

Adventures with Alcohol

All the Pretty Pictures

How To Articles

Drunkards of the Issue

Inebriate Interviews

Clash of the Tightest

The Great Drunks

Historical Hooching