Modern Drunkard Magazine

Give Your Kid Brother a Beer, Lose Your Driver's License RALEIGH, N.C. — North Carolinians who provide alcohol to people who are too young to...

You put out an album called 500 Laps Of Beer Drinking Fun and people are going to start thinking you like the stuff. Mik...

Please, God, just grant me these three lousy wishes. (1947) What do you bet that if God did answer this guy's prayer, the greedy bastard would...

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them!...

Former Police Officer Tim Stone doesn’t look like the kind of cop you want to get pulled over by when you’ve been drinking deep...

Considering the current cultural climate, it was only a matter of time before the archaic groups responsible for National Prohibition came back to life...

June 1 Latrobe Brewing Co. founded (1939). The “33” on Rolling Rock bottles is an homage to a copywriter's typo. Rolling Rock. 2 Vandals sack Rome...

The wingman is arguably the noblest creature to ever step into a barroom. Who else, with cavalier disregard for his personal reputation, is so willing...

Key: Holiday. Pithy comment. Suggested holiday libation. August 1 Modern Drunkard Magazine was unleashed on the drinking public (1996). Rise up, boozehead! Anything and everything. 2 Peter...

The opening flashback in the made-for-HBO film,   Warm Springs,   sublimely captures what possibly was Franklin Delano Roosevelt's primary motive for pursuing a political career. On...

“We were supposed to drink. We were following the heritage of the pro athlete going back to Babe Ruth. You punished your body. It...