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MADD Demands Interlocks in All Vehicles
WASHINGTON, DC—MADD wants alcohol detection devices in every vehicle in America. After first stating they only...
The Blackness
Rick. Rick, get up.
Hunh? What time is it?
It’s 6:30. You have to make your tee time.
Are you crazy? I feel like there is...
After Hours
“I've got some booze at my place.”
That's how it begins. You're sitting there at last call, ready to stagger away from the bonfire of...
Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Life I Learned from the Rat Pack
“It took me a long, long time to learn what I now know, and I don’t want that to die with me.”
—Frank...
The Art Of Getting 86’d
We all hate that guy.
You know who I’m talking about: The guy who tries to make time with your girlfriend, knocks over your drink,...
The Uninjured Binger
The path of the boozer on the move is beset on all sides by the scrutiny of dabbling sippers, the casual cruelty of protruding...
Rum and Marriage
Walking up the dirt road, Mark realized that he would never walk up this road in the same way.
He would never drink a...
Papa and Jinny
No one is certain where or when Ernest Hemingway began his long relationship with the tall silver flask he called Jinny, but a handful...
Drunkus Maximus
Bibamus moriendum est.
Death is Inevitable;
Let's Get Drunk.
—Roman Aphorism
Turn on the news or flip through a magazine and you are confronted with stories of greed,...
The Great Drunk: Lushing Large with Jackie Gleason, Part 2
In 1950 Jackie Gleason was going everywhere and nowhere at once.
He was getting plenty of work on Broadway and in the nightclubs, even a...
How to Open Your Very Own Speakeasy
If you are any kind of drunk at all, you’ve dreamed of owning your own bar.
I mean, just picture it: You’re standing there in...
Dying Under the Radar
You did it again.
You went out on a work night. The stop at your favorite neighborhood bar for ‘just a quick beer” turned into...
Party Politics: How to Throw the Mother of All Wingdings
Contrary to popular belief, a party is more than a gang of people getting smashed in the same room at the same time.
Done...
Enter the Exciting World of Kitchen Cocktails!
We’ve all been there.
You’re broke, it’s three in the morning, and you’re not quite ready to go nighty-night. You make a quick but intense...
Drunkard of the Issue March 04: Padraig Tilbury
International Man of Leisure Padraig Dafydd Gudrun Tilbury explains the advantages of boozing with the Bulgarian mafia and mixing red wine with perfectly good...
