TODAY'S REASON TO DRINK
IN THIS ISSUE
Articles
Ode To Dionysus
Ode to Dionysus
O Dionysus, greatest and best
Your mercy shall forever last
Your justice will never fail
On your endowments, civilizations rest 4
An inferior faith, baptism once...
Hardboiled Hooch
Try to picture Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe without free and frequent access to the hard stuff, and your mind’s eye is likely to...
Papa and Jinny
No one is certain where or when Ernest Hemingway began his long relationship with the tall silver flask he called Jinny, but a handful...
Drunkard of the Issue Feb 05: Ryan “Nito” Negley
It’s always a party when Ryan tips a glass, because “Drinks Malone” never drinks alone.
The usual?
Crown and Seven or PBR.
How much?
I did the math....
How to Perpetuate the Weekend Getaway
There comes a time in every man’s life when he suddenly realizes that he has entered a new phase.
He finds himself in his thirties,...
Four Nights in Philly
It’s the “City of Brotherly Love” and also the city whose football fans actually booed Santa Claus. One of its nicknames is “Sleepy...
Liquor and the Law
When people disagree with the actions of others — let’s say tippling in this case — they work to catch the ear of the...
Pushing Booze: A Look Back at the Wacky Hooch Ads of Yesteryear
Ladder-Climbin’ Lager
And if you enjoy breaking your neck, you’ll really love it. By his wife’s gleeful expression, I’m guessing his life insurance policy is...
Adventures with Alcohol: The Binge That Changed History
In the turbulent spring of 1970, Richard Nixon had recently sent 50,000 troops into Cambodia, the U.S. Congress had just dumped the nomination of...
The Qingdao Beer Festival Is Evil…
Qingdao (pronounced Ching-dao), is located in the northeast Chinese province of Shandong. The city of three million is famous for three things: sailing, meat...
Stand Up Comedy and Falling Down Drunk with Doug Stanhope
Writer, producer and star of Fox’s Invasion of the Hidden Cameras and a regular guest on the Howard Stern Show and Spy-TV, Doug Stanhope...
The Founding Drunkards
Soon after they're born, American's minds are stuffed with interesting and inspirational stories about their nation's Founding Fathers. These men are a large part...
