Modern Drunkard Magazine

It’s the end of the line. Notorious screw-cap wine Night Train Express, once a big seller for E & J Gallo Winery, has been discontinued. Gallo...

The debutante ball is an anachronistic and potentially beautiful occasion. Taking its roots from aristocratic England, the debutante ball was originally devised as a way...

It was recently revealed that American astronauts were sometimes drunk prior to and perhaps during their missions. Strangely, this revelation scandalized some and baffled...

Ladder-Climbin’ Lager And if you enjoy breaking your neck, you’ll really love it. By his wife’s gleeful expression, I’m guessing his life insurance policy is...

Your hosts: Frank Kelly Rich (Founder and Editor of MDM) and Nick Plumber (Poetry Editor and Travel Writer for MDM). Special guest: Impresario Sid Pink,...

The Fatal Phone Call Henry Peepindrink of Ashtabula, Ohio, invented the telephone in 1847, two years before Alexander Graham Bell was born. Peepindrink was a...

The Andy Griffith Show is widely considered one of the most innocent and endearing television shows of all times. Yet drunkenness and moonshining were major...

 

500 lb. hitchhiker a patron who is being deliberately ignored by a bartender or waitress. bar magnet  the invisible force that makes it nearly impossible...

There comes a time in every man’s life when he suddenly realizes that he has entered a new phase. He finds himself in his thirties,...

Report Violations to: [email protected] MADD Demands Interlocks in All Vehicles WASHINGTON, DC—MADD wants alcohol detection devices in every vehicle in America. After first stating they only...

Your hosts: Frank Kelly Rich (Founder and Editor of MDM) and Nick Plumber (Poetry Editor and Travel Writer for MDM). Special guest: Karl Christian Krumpholz,...

This year Friday the 13th passed effortlessly into Valentine's Day in a seedy pub on the Lower East Side. A quiet smoke-easy that puts a...

I first remember meeting her when I was three. That night, she toyed with me, teased me until I reached out and grabbed her and...

The Volstead Act became law on January 17, 1920. At the stroke of midnight, America was legally obligated to dry up tighter than a Pentecostal...

The Liquor Cabinet AKA The Booze Box or Liquor Pantry, these demure containers take up little space, are easily disguised and some are actually quite...