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Modern Drunkard Magazine
  • Issue 63
  • The Usual
    • News from the Front
    • Clash of the Tightest Redux
    • Ask Dr. Buuz-Hund
    • Drunkard of the Issue
    • Wino Wisdom
    • Top Drunks
    • Dear Concerned Cad
    • You Know You’re a Drunkard When…
    • Clash of the Tightest Redux
    • Adventures with Alcohol
    • Rip Griffin Drinking Detective
    • Helpful Hints for Hoochers
    • Did You Know?
    • Postcards from Skidrow
  • Sections
    • How-To
    • History
    • Interviews
    • Icons
    • Fiction
    • Travel
    • Podcasts
    • Politics
    • Film and Video
    • True Adventure
    • Creed
    • Prohibitionists
    • Biography
    • Bar Culture
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      The Fire Inside: The Great Drunkards and What They Drank
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