Here's Why Champagne Fucking Sucks

Here’s Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated

Do me a favor, darling dears—take a shot and kindly clear your mind. Now tell me quick!—no notes! no thoughts! If you had to choose...

Why I Drink

Sixteen years ago I was sitting with a friend on a suburban sidewalk curb on a sunny afternoon in Northern California, shooting the shit...

The Roommate Situation

Cheap beer is akin to tap water. It's a free-for-all, but everyone should help pay the water bill. Good beer is different. Generally speaking, you...

The Secret Language of Cocktails

Your cocktail says something about you. For instance, ordering a martini says you appreciate the finer things in life, ordering a gin and tonic says...

10 Best Things About Booze

1. It shines a light in the darkness. “When I need a light inside me, I walk into a pub and drink 15 pints of...

A Is For…

Have you ever noticed that every great drinking story begins with the same word? This word takes you from Point A to Point B of...

The Decadent Decade

When I mentioned to a stranger that this magazine was about to celebrate its tenth year in publication, he reacted with violent dismay.   “Ten years?”...

Drunkard Q&A

What's with the layout? It seems a little dated. A little dated? Try a lot dated. You can date it all the way back to...

A Guide to Manly Drinks

If you're a man aged anywhere from 21 to 35, I've got some sobering news for you. Your Grandmother is a better drinker than...

40 Rock-Solid Reasons to Get Drunk Tonight

1. If you don't drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people and that's a lot...