Ask Dr. Buuz-Hund #61

Dear Dr. Buuz-Hund, Is it mandatory for a true drunkard to have gone through at least one bad divorce in his drinking-life? Gero Kosack Oettinger, Germany   Dear Gero, On...

Postcards from Skid Row #61

Full moon moonshine Drank got drunk stumbling beneath the blurry pair of pale faced moons. Sip your gloom away the screaming crowd cries swaying. Slouch down in...

Drunkard of the Issue #61: Dear Booze

If you fancy yourself a hard drinker and aren’t following notoriously unrepetent drunkard Colin Deal (@Dear_Booze) on Twitter, then you are needlessly depriving yourself...
Rory Mack's The Hell You Say

The Hell You Say: Brutally Honest Reviews of All Things Boozed

Drink Like a Grown-Up By The League of Extraordinary Drinkers Truer Title: Drink Like a Smug Hipster The book starts out well enough— raising a hue and...

You Know You’re a Drunkard When… #61

You think the world revolves around you. Particularly when you lie down. Drunk You and Sober You have two entirely different sets of friends. Optimism sounds...
Wino Wisdom

Wino Wisdom: 61

“It takes two tugboats to get this ship headed out to sea.” Ronnie K. at 3 Kings, explaining why he always orders two cocktails as...
News From the Front

The Bipedal Booze Suckers of Terra

When the space aliens finally opt to make contact, I hope no one is too scandalized when we discover what they’ve been calling us...

You Know You’re a Drunkard When… Archives

Your favorite color is wine. “Taking the edge off” sometimes transitions into “Good morning! Where the fuck am I?” You like to have a drink between...
Wino Wisdom

Wino Wisdom: 60

“I’m supposed to be at work. But then, if I were at work, I’d supposed to be here.” Chuck explores alternate realities while day-drinking at...

You Know You’re a Drunkard When…

Your drinking doesn’t interfere with your job so much as your job interferes with your drinking. When your neighbor called the cops on you without...