Ask Dr. Buuz-Hund #61
Dear Dr. Buuz-Hund,
Is it mandatory for a true drunkard to have gone through at least one bad divorce in his drinking-life?
Gero Kosack
Oettinger, Germany
Dear Gero,
On...
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Full moon moonshine
Drank got drunk stumbling beneath the blurry pair of pale faced moons.
Sip your gloom away the screaming crowd cries swaying.
Slouch down in...
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