In Defense of the Dive

“There were fewer teeth in the bartender’s mouth than there were bottles behind the bar, and that wasn’t saying much. The walls were burnt...

The Lush Lexicon: Buzz Words for Booze Heads

“Hey, slop jaw, quit boozgarting the felony juice so we can finish frontloading and get our fade on.” Confused? You should be. Bar slang is...

A Sot’s Fables: The Tortoise and the Hare

The Tortoise and the Hare (And the Dog That Never Bit Him) One day the Tortoise woke up and looked out his window and saw a...

Better Living Through Alcohol

If you are reading MDM, you are probably already a brother of mine. Here I urge you to spread your faith. We have many...

Drunkard of the Issue July 02: Andi Ayers

First drink: I was seven years old, hanging with my father and sister. He bought a six pack of Coors and a six pack...
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Sons of Bitches Abound

Sons of Bitches Abound To paraphrase Apocalypse Now, the bullshit piles up so fast you need wings to stay above it. In case you haven’t...