Soused Cinema: Movie Reviews

The Nutty Professor (1963) Dir: Jerry Lewis/Wr: Jerry Lewis & Bill Richmond If asked to list the greatest alky films of all time, most critics would...

Next Time, Hold the Ice

In myth and song, the sinking of the Titanic lingers as a metaphor for the end of the Edwardian age and for the dangers...

Drunkard of the Issue #53: Kevin Carpenter

The personal trainer, musician and former bike courier known as The Beast describes the beauty of the shooter and the importance of drinking everyday. First...

Beer Fast

 At any moment on the Internet, there are people gleefully and analytically dissecting and discussing the viscosity and texture of their latest bowel movements....

Drunkard’s Dozen

The Eye Opener Rehumanize Yourself Good morning! How's your head? What's that? You'd like it surgically removed and replaced with a beach ball? No need to go...

Barhopping Through History

Ever wonder what it would be like to drink in the great watering holes of yore? Well, pack your flask and climb aboard the...
News From the Front

The Drunkard’s Guide to Sin City

A couple I know recently approached me on the eve of their first trip to Las Vegas, looking for advice. They’d heard I was...