Contrary to the early announcement, it is not Thanksgiving. Not in this particular universe. You probably knew that. It was a gaffe. A glitch. Let’s pretend it never happened. Is that what you just said? Sure, that’s what we’ll do. What a great idea you had there. Absolutely top shelf. We’ll proceed forward, eyes to the brighter horizon, our hearts full of understanding and forgiveness. Though, I might add, as was aforementioned, it probably is Thanksgiving an alternate universe. Maybe in a lot of alternate universes. So, was it a mistake, really, in the broader, multi-universal sense? Really? Are you certain? It’s the holiday season! Let’s have another delicious egg nog!
