It’s Abet and Aid Punsters Day Mania Festival. It’s an ancient Roman holiday. Yes, those fun-loving Romans. They may have conquered the known world by force of arms, but, you know, they had fun with it. They liked a good pun. Because, you know, alcohol might not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot. Badda-Boom! Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out. I don’t blackout. I just get a little absinthe-minded. What did the dark beer say when it was getting brewed? I’ll be bock! Okay, that’s enough.