It’s Tax Day. Or at least it was. We all received a two-month extension after the Wuhan Clan starting charting with their big hit, “Locked Down and Loaded.” At least that’s how I’m spending this unique time. So let’s call this Locked Down and Loaded Day, have some drinks, and do the whole Tax Panic thing in a couple of months. Also? We have some new, morale-boosting, “Why, yes, I Am Drinking My Way Through the Coronapocalpyse” and “Locked Down and Loaded, We Can Drink Through This” T-shirts on sale at gear.drunkard.com. Wear one and no one will be confused about why you seem so irreverent and jolly during these trying times.