It’s Tax Day. Or at least it was. Last year we received a two-month extension after the Wuhan Clan starting charting with their big hit, “Locked Down and Loaded.” This year you get one extra month. So let’s call this Locked Down and Loaded Day, have some drinks, and do the whole Tax Panic thing next month. Also? We have some new, morale-boosting, “Why, yes, I Am Drinking My Way Through the Coronapocalpyse” and “Locked Down and Loaded, We Can Drink Through This” T-shirts on sale at gear.drunkard.com. Wear one and no one will be confused about why you seem so irreverent and jolly during these trying times.