Home Rules of Boozing Wino Wisdom: The Contrasting Effects of Five Martinis Rules of Boozing Wino Wisdom: The Contrasting Effects of Five Martinis By Frank Kelly Rich - FacebookTwitterPinterestWhatsApp “I am brilliant and charming. You are overly talkative. He is disgustingly drunk.” That’s Dan M. at Denver’s Cruise Room, explaining the contrary effects of five martinis on three different people.