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Issue 64
The Usual
Sections
- How-To
- History
- Interviews
- Icons
- Fiction
- Travel
- Podcasts
- Politics
- Film and Video
- True Adventure
- Creed
- Prohibitionists
- Biography
- Bar Culture
- Etiquette
- Poetry
- Investigative
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  - Wine
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- The 86 Rules of Boozing
  
  Here’s Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated
  
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April 24: National Remembrance of Man’s Inhumanity To Man Day
It's the National Remembrance of Man’s Inhumanity To Man Day. It's a real thing. And if you're wearing the same hangover as I am, you know just where to point that finger, right? Yeah, right in the mirror. You need to look yourself right in your bloodshot eyes and say, "How many times have I told you not to mix your liquors? Gin and tequila and wine? On a Thursday? You know better than that. You know that combination is dynamite, and not the good kind of dynamite."

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