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Issue 64
The Usual
News from the Front
Did You Know?
Drunkard of the Issue
You Know You’re a Drunkard When…
Postcards from Skidrow
Helpful Hints for Hoochers
Wino Wisdom
Beautiful Drunk Talk
United Booze Federation
Adventures with Alcohol
Dear Concerned Cad
Clash of the Tightest Redux
Ask Dr. Buuz-Hund
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Rule 77. A hangover is 50% psychological and will grow or...
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Rule 76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy...
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Rule 71. It’s okay to disappear during a night of hard...
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Rule 68. If there is a line for drinks, get your...
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Rule 67. A drunkard without enemies is a drunkard without character.
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Rule 64. Never trust a teetotaler. He doesn’t trust himself, so...
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Rule 61. Drinking better booze does not make you a better...
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