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Verbal Judo for Juicers

Frank Kelly Rich

CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy
Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You
Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
Vodka: The Clear Choice
Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
Straight Booze, No Chaser
Tequila: The FUN Psychopath

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May 1: Beltane
It's Beltane. Beltane is a pagan Gaelic festival that predates the arrival of Christianity and generally involves building a lot of bonfires. Aside from an ill-defined protective effect, it's a little vague as to why bonfires should be built on Beltane, but hey, who needs a reason to build a bonfire? They're fun to drink around. They reacquaint us with our primitive past, when a fire had a definite protective effect.

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