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Issue 64
The Usual
Sections
- How-To
- History
- Interviews
- Icons
- Fiction
- Travel
- Podcasts
- Politics
- Film and Video
- True Adventure
- Creed
- Prohibitionists
- Biography
- Bar Culture
- Etiquette
- Poetry
- Investigative
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  - Spirits
  - Beer
  - Wine
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- The 86 Rules of Boozing
  
  Here’s Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated
  
  The Fire Inside: The Great Drunkards and What They Drank
  
  Dead End Drinks
  
  Welcome to BoozeTown
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CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

Tequila: The FUN Psychopath
Straight Booze, No Chaser
Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
Vodka: The Clear Choice
Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy
Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You

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April 26: Annual Day of Remembrance of the Chernobyl Tragedy
It's the 33rd Annual Day of Remembrance of the Chernobyl Tragedy. Did you know that, according to studies conducted at the height of the Cold War, having alcohol in your system will protect you, to a degree, from atomic radiation? True fact. The thing is, you have to have the booze in full circulation before the radiation hits. So if you hear those civil defense sirens begin to wail their angry and urgent song, pour yourself a tall strong one. You'll need it, in more ways than one.

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