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Issue 64
The Usual
Sections
- How-To
- History
- Interviews
- Icons
- Fiction
- Travel
- Podcasts
- Politics
- Film and Video
- True Adventure
- Creed
- Prohibitionists
- Biography
- Bar Culture
- Etiquette
- Poetry
- Investigative
- Booze
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  - Spirits
  - Beer
  - Wine
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- The 86 Rules of Boozing
  
  Here’s Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated
  
  The Fire Inside: The Great Drunkards and What They Drank
  
  Dead End Drinks
  
  Welcome to BoozeTown
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The Seven Steps to Blackout Island

Frank Kelly Rich

CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
Tequila: The FUN Psychopath
Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You
Straight Booze, No Chaser
Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
Vodka: The Clear Choice
Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy

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May 5: Cinco de Mayo
Break out the tequila, it's Cinco de Mayo. Did you know that, outside of California, the holiday celebrating the Mexican Army's heroic victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla wasn't widely celebrated in the United States until the 1980s, when American and Mexican breweries began heavily advertising Cinco de Mayo as an excellent reason to drink their beer? To the point that many of the neoprohibitionist factions of the day came out against the celebration, on the grounds it encouraged Hispanics to binge drink, then backed off when they were shouted down as racists. Fun fact: Roughly half of the cocktails ordered in bars and restaurants in the U.S. today will be Margaritas.

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