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Issue 64
The Usual
Sections
- How-To
- History
- Interviews
- Icons
- Fiction
- Travel
- Podcasts
- Politics
- Film and Video
- True Adventure
- Creed
- Prohibitionists
- Biography
- Bar Culture
- Etiquette
- Poetry
- Investigative
- Booze
  - Cocktails
  - Spirits
  - Beer
  - Wine
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- The 86 Rules of Boozing
  
  Here’s Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated
  
  The Fire Inside: The Great Drunkards and What They Drank
  
  Dead End Drinks
  
  Welcome to BoozeTown
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Drunks In Space

Frank Kelly Rich

CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy
Vodka: The Clear Choice
Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
Tequila: The FUN Psychopath
Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You
Straight Booze, No Chaser

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April 24: National Remembrance of Man’s Inhumanity To Man Day
It's the National Remembrance of Man’s Inhumanity To Man Day. It's a real thing. And if you're wearing the same hangover as I am, you know just where to point that finger, right? Yeah, right in the mirror. You need to look yourself right in your bloodshot eyes and say, "How many times have I told you not to mix your liquors? Gin and tequila and wine? On a Thursday? You know better than that. You know that combination is dynamite, and not the good kind of dynamite."

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