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The 86 Rules of Boozing

Frank Kelly Rich

CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
Tequila: The FUN Psychopath
Straight Booze, No Chaser
Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy
Vodka: The Clear Choice
Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You

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April 19: National Garlic Day
It's National Garlic Day. Which makes one wonder, are there boozes incorporating the pungent herb? There are surprisingly few. A couple garlic-flavored vodkas and that's about it. It's strange. There's a liqueur for every herb, pepper, flower and fruit on the planet, there are snake- and lizard-flavored liquors, for heaven's sake, but not a garlic liqueur. I sense a vacuum. I think the garlic-growing regions of the world need to step up. I mean, what could be more jolting than a shot of fermented garlic? It'd fix that hangover right up. It'd probably cure the common cold. And it'd be great for social distancing, if you know what I mean.

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