It’s International Quiet Day. Which probably sounds like a swell idea, if you’re hungover. But I have a strong disdain for shadowy international groups telling me to be quiet. In fact, I plan on being even louder than usual today, which is pretty loud, because, you know, sometimes you got to take a stand against the Man. Recommended drink: A glass of Loud Mouth Soup, which is what a friend of mine calls a triple glass of whiskey, neat.
