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Issue 64
The Usual
News from the Front
Did You Know?
Drunkard of the Issue
You Know You’re a Drunkard When…
Postcards from Skidrow
Helpful Hints for Hoochers
Wino Wisdom
Beautiful Drunk Talk
United Booze Federation
Adventures with Alcohol
Dear Concerned Cad
Clash of the Tightest Redux
Ask Dr. Buuz-Hund
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History
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