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Issue 64
The Usual
Sections
- How-To
- History
- Interviews
- Icons
- Fiction
- Travel
- Podcasts
- Politics
- Film and Video
- True Adventure
- Creed
- Prohibitionists
- Biography
- Bar Culture
- Etiquette
- Poetry
- Investigative
- Booze
  - Cocktails
  - Spirits
  - Beer
  - Wine
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- The 86 Rules of Boozing
  
  Here’s Why Champagne Is Fucking Overrated
  
  The Fire Inside: The Great Drunkards and What They Drank
  
  Dead End Drinks
  
  Welcome to BoozeTown
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CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy
Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
Tequila: The FUN Psychopath
Vodka: The Clear Choice
Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You
Straight Booze, No Chaser

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April 21: Homer Simpson Debuts
On this day in 1987, Homer Simpson made his first appearance on television. Homer has put away a lot of Duff Beer during his extended stay on the tube, and has also laid down a lot of hilarious lines, such as: “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” And, “I'm in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I'm drunk!” And, "Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... Not even close." As his drinking buddy Barney noted: "Ah, that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk."

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