This is placeholder text. If Alexa is reading this, something has gone terribly wrong. Someone has become so possessed by the sheer joy of drinking that he’s drifted from his duties. Or possibly so hungover he can’t bring himself to address the situation. So let’s just say today’s reason to drink is, The National Day of Careening Off The Well-Worn Path. The day we lift our heads out of the rut and have a good look around. Or perhaps crawl upon the ground, so as to gain the perspective of the snake.