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Home The Updated 86 Rules of Boozing 11

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CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

Vodka: The Clear Choice
Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
Tequila: The FUN Psychopath
Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You
Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy
Straight Booze, No Chaser

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April 24: National Remembrance of Man’s Inhumanity To Man Day
It's the National Remembrance of Man’s Inhumanity To Man Day. It's a real thing. And if you're wearing the same hangover as I am, you know just where to point that finger, right? Yeah, right in the mirror. You need to look yourself right in your bloodshot eyes and say, "How many times have I told you not to mix your liquors? Gin and tequila and wine? On a Thursday? You know better than that. You know that combination is dynamite, and not the good kind of dynamite."

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