In the turbulent spring of 1970 Richard
Nixon had recently sent 50,000 troops into Cambodia, the
U.S. Congress had just dumped the nomination of the bumbling
G. Harold Carswell for a seat on the Supreme Court and I
received my undergraduate journalism degree from that Berkeley
of the Midwest, Oklahoma State University.
I was a finalist for an internship at The Washington
Post that summer and drove to Will Rogers International
Airport outside Oklahoma City for an interview with a Postman
named Richard Harwood, a distinguished journalist who went
on to become the paper’s first ombudsman. Harwood’s
flight was running late so this fledgling reporter hit the
airport bar for a couple of beers to kill time. Time fogs
memory, but I don’t think mixed drinks were available
even at the OKC airport then. Baptists.
I nursed a third beer, and to my wonder,
heard my twenty-two-year old Okie name being paged throughout
the airport. I went to a white telephone and learned that
Harwood had changed plans. I was to hop on a flight to New
Orleans, travel and hotel accommodations to be paid by The
Washington Post, and meet with him there.
This struck me as a very good thing, so I had another
beer, picked up my tickets, boarded and nestled down in
my free first-class seat, and as soon as we were airborne,
ordered what I decided what would be a very suave Scotch
and water. Free, of course to us traveling executives. And
another. In the course of the hour-and-a-flight, I believe
I downed four, to the chagrin of the semi-attractive flight
attendant who seemed to get much better looking as we got
closer to the fabled Crescent City.
We landed. I ambled to a taxi and checked in at the Post’s
recommended hotel near the airport. I was informed at the
front desk that Harwood’s flight from Houston was
running late and I should hang around the hotel so they
could page me when he landed. At this point logic, cold
logic, dictated that I should go to the hotel bar, have
another beverage and wait. It was a typical murky and dark
airport tavern half full of travelers. Lots of fat Southern
men in cheap suits going, “Haw, haw, haw,” and
dumb bleached blondes.
I ordered a Hurricane in honor of New Orleans
and looked around. There was no one in the bar even half
my age except an albino-looking skinny guy wearing glasses
sitting by himself. What the hell, I thought, and went over
and introduced myself. I explained my business and discovered
to my horror that Percy, or whatever his name was, was a
student at Tulane, also a candidate for the Post internship
and was also waiting for Mr. Harwood. He didn’t smoke
and was drinking a 7-Up.
A deep and irrational dislike of Percy welled up in me
and I ordered another Hurricane. He tried to chat me up,
telling inane college journalism stories, and I played with
my straw.
I think I had another drink, maybe a daquiri, and Percy
blathered on. Finally, we heard our names paged over the
bar intercom. Harwood’s flight had arrived and we
went to meet him in the hotel lobby.
Richard Harwood was like a little boy’s idea of
a journalist. Gruff, tweedy suit, a Homburg hat with a feather
in it. I guessed mid-40s, though at 22 everybody looked
old. Very dashing, very continental, like 007 come to life.
Stocky, average height, deeply tanned and pissed off. First
thing out of his mouth was a rant that the student he interviewed
at the University of Houston was “a racist asshole.” Then
he introduced himself, shook hands with both of us, and
announced ... he needed ... a drink.
Uh oh.
The three of us wound up in the same bar and in almost
exactly the same seats. The bartender gave me a shitty look
because I had tipped cheap not expecting to be back, but
he gave Percy an even shittier look because he didn’t
tip at all. Harwood pounded a Scotch and water and then
another and I did the same. Percy nursed another 7-Up. The
rounds continued and Harwood asked about our intentions
in journalism, a conversation of which I have no memory.
I do recall about two hours later Harwood poking
Percy in the chest and yelling at him that men who didn’t
drink had no business in journalism, then sent him packing
back to his Tulane frat house.
My next recollection is of Harwood and I in his hotel
room hours later. We had managed to break the hotel’s
plastic glasses, the soap dish and every other available
container in the room and were drinking Chivas Regal out
of the cap of the bottle. I was using the Chivas bottle
as a microphone to interview Mr. Harwood about his journalism
career while he lay on the floor in his underwear. I had
drank 007 under the table.
At some point in the evening, I retired to my room and
the next morning Mr. Harwood and I met for breakfast, and
he was cordial, hungover and uncomfortable. We chatted about
the future and other safe topics. “Our little secret” was
unspoken but tacitly understood.
We shook hands again at the New Orleans airport, and
Richard Harwood flew on to another round of internship interviews
and I flew back to Oklahoma. Just beers this time, despite
my first-class seat.
About ten days passed and I received
a letter from The Washington Post. It informed me that I
had not received the internship. Rumor has it that it went
to some guy named Carl Bernstein.
—Enoch Needham